How Not to Read

How Not to Read

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The Last Stupid Book Youa€™ll Ever Need to Read Dona€™t want to slog through lengthy old books like A Tale of Two Cities or The Giving Tree? Sick of being judged by your avid-reader a€œfriendsa€ who talk about books youa€™ve never heard of? Want to sound smarter without the strain of actually bettering yourself? Never fear. In How Not to Read, youa€™ll find techniques to fake your way through literature so you never have to read another booka€”ever! Inside, youa€™ll find: a€cTips for getting through anything you have to read by reading faster: Just read every third word. (One Hundred Years of Solitude becomes a€œMany as the Colonel was, that when him ice.a€ Wow! Ita€™s like a Gertrude Stein poem only more comprehensible!) a€cEntire genres summed up in a single page: Historical fiction becomes a€œGuess who else had sex: Hitler!a€ a€cLiterary insults to make yourself seem smarter: a€œThe only thing sadder than you is a Joycean epiphany!a€ a€œYoua€™re as weak as a passive sentence written in negative form. And probably not considered by anyone to be worth more than an adverb.a€ Ita€™s time to stop fearing those people who keep bringing up Ayn Rand. How Not to Read is here to liberate the world from ever needing to read a book again.... it takes several of these painful twentyminute chunks to finish childrena#39;s books like The Hunger Games and everything ... Misconception 3: Reading Connects You to Others Many people think reading will help them understand the peopleanbsp;...

Title:How Not to Read
Author: Dan Wilbur
Publisher:Penguin - 2012-09-04

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